Worlds Most Unknown BloG
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A man discovers on Facebook that the girl of his dreams just got into a relationship. Deafeatusly he proclaims to a friend “Oh great, the girl of my dreams just got into a relationship, i guess I’m going to have to wait another two years.”
His friend encourages him to do something about it.
Ramsay: What’s up hermit.
Vince: Hey what’s up dude.
Ramsay: (Laughing) So you are admitting you are a hermit!
Vince: Im not a hermit, I just choose to stay indoors and engage in a sedentary lifestyle free from the social qualms of modern existence.
Ramsay: In other words, a hermit.
Vince: That word does not do me justice. I was thinking more along the lines of borderline genius.
Ramsay: If you are a genius, call me Einstein.
Vince: Funny.
Ramsay: but really man, you have got to get out more! I mean whens the last time you have been outside!
Vince: What are you talking about, I just watered my plants 2 days ago!
Ramsay: Your back yard does not count as getting out Let me guess you haven’t been anywhere past your front yard in about 5 days!
Vince: NO!
Ramsay: Then what is it?
Vince: 4 days!
Ramsay: Oh 4 days! Excuse me.
(They both laugh)
Ramsay: i mean really, what is it about the outside world that keeps you from it. I mean I know you’re emo and hate the world but what is it specifically.
Vince: I dont hate the world I just, feel like I was born to late. I wish I was living in the 60’s during the time of revolution. Nowadays everything is moving so fast. Its all about computers, suicide bombers, nuclear weapons, prescription pills, global warming, horrible economy, drug cartels, etc. I just feel like I don’t belong in this era. Is that just me?
Ramsay: Honestly, I don’t feel like I want to live in any other era besides this one. i mean leather couches, air condition, big screen plasma tvs, remote control…im comfortable!
Vince: Well, I wish I could feel the same.
Ramsay: the name for this fallacy is called golden age thinking: the erroneous notion that living in another time period is better than the one one is living in.
(checks Facebook)
Vince: oh great, the girl of my dreams just got into a relationship…i guess Im going to have to wait another two years.
Ramsay: let me see..oh you’re right…shes beautiful, thats 2 years minimum at least. Thats if the guy doesn’t give her a baby, and locks her down for another 5 years on top of that. by then her best years have passed and you’re waiting on the sidelines as cold hearted as ever waiting to get your chance.
Vince: gee, thanks.
Ramsay: Look man, you gotta stop having such a defeats attitude. You gotta go out in the world and get your girl. Tell her you love her. Or you’re gonna end up just like me and watch the girl of your dreams slip away, get married and move to Hawaii.
Vince: haha, is that what happened.
Ramsay: Adriana…we dated for 1 year and I let her go…she got a new boyfriend and I was still in love with her, but I decided to be a man and let her be happy with a new love then he ended up giving her a ring and the rest is history. I never told her how I felt.
Vince: Rough.
Ramsay: I know she’s the one because even though Im with Kristen, I still think about Adriana from time to time. She’s the one that got away. I just don’t want you to walk down the same road as me.
Vince: I hear you.
Ramsay: You know what they say…If you can’t be with the one you love, you got to love the one you’re with.
Vince: I don’t think I want to be saying that.
Ramsay: Then do something about it.
A man meets a woman, then begins seeing her around town in the days and weeks ahead.
Last line: The person for you has always been around you, sometimes you just have to notice them.
I drown in my sorrows. I swim in it. I bathe in it. I dive into a pool of my sorrows and do a cannonball straight to the bottom. I drown in my sorrows so much, that I actually like drowning in my sorrows. If my sorrows were a pool of water, I would be Michael Phelps the way I love swimming in that pool. It has become familiar to me. I have grown accustom to it. It is my refuge. It is my place of safe haven. It is the only place I know to be true. It is my only friend in a lonely world.
I have a girlfriend, and for a time, she served to blanket my sorrows. But that time faded off and only served to mask the pain in the depths of my inner soul.
Is there a remedy? If love is not the cure, then what is? Is there any prescription to my ailments at all? Because love isn’t it.
Suddenly an epiphany. A moment of realization. If love is not the answer, then what could be the answer? It is true love.
True love is what I feel for you. An unfulfilled love is what my heart desires. True love is what I desire. Only true love can save my soul.
I am determined to find my way to your heart. Even if it takes me 3 years. Because true love is all I want to live for.
Rare story I found on Yahoo.com today.
http://gma.yahoo.com/switched-birth-girls-want-stay-wrong-moms-160048481.html
Interesting story of a NFL pro bowler for 6 straight years, who quit because “he simply did not have the passion for the game anymore.” I respect that. Because hes basically saying if you are not happy with waht you are doing. Dont force yourself to do it. Be happy doing what you want to do.
click to read the full story:
Nowadays I like the mornings. Its quiet in the mornings.
How bout this story. A model who was discovered at 50. Great story.
http://vitality.yahoo.com/video-second-act-cindy-joseph-26992874
Have you ever had wierd coincidences happen to you? Check this out…
1. I was watching the UFC fight with my friends this weekend and I randomly brought up a joke about Chuck Lidell and then less than 30 seconds later the cameras showed Chuck Liddell in the audience watching the fight and he waved at the camera and stuff. They hardly show Chuck Liddell at these UFC fights but they did on this fight night.
2. I was listening to Bedouin Soundclash “When the night feels my song” and I havent listened to them in at least 6 months. Then when I got out of the car in my garage was a Bedouin Soundclash t-shirt which was the first thing I saw.
3. I was watching the Matrix reloaded for the first time since its release in maybe 2005. I just had this urge to watch it, then the next day my friend brought up the Matrix movie and said it was his favorite movie of all time. Whats funny is I just watched it last night but I didnt say anything. I thought it was bizarre.
4. I suddenly decided to download the Drake and Lil Wayne ‘Take Care’ Mixtape which has been out for at least 2 months. Then the next day I saw my friends computer screen and he was downloading the same exact album. It was the same webpage (btjunkie.org) and everything that I just downloaded the night before.
Whats funny is 3 out of the 4 things happened on the same day. HMMMM. That shit cray!! Laugh it off.
This just might be the perfect song. (Arrangement,melody,sonically)
That mental edge that noone on Guam has…unless theyve seen this video..which they most likely havent..click play to get that mental edge
